IDENTITY CRISIS

• I am not this photographer.
  
  
• I am not a chastity belt designer | and another
  
  
• It is not I, but isn’t public transportation sexy?
  
  
• I don’t believe in UFOs.
  
  
• I don’t teach at Cambridge.
  
  
• I don’t have a mullet.
  
  
• I was never Secretary of the Navy.
  
  
• Nor was I the Governor of Rhode Island.
  
  
• I did not write “The Scholar armed against the Errors of the Times”.
  
  
• Nor did I write the lovely book with a gold stamped binding.
  
  
• Alas, I have no opinions on the art of bell ringing.
  
  
• I’ll get my work into a museum collection one way or another.
  
  
• I suppose Sir William could be my most distinguished ancestor.
  
  
• If that were the case, his father would be an ancestor, too.
  
  
• Could the first Native American anthropologist be a relative?
  
  
• This spurious ancestor was executed on July 26, 1693.
  
  
• This is an archive of my former life.